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"that cool effect" ben winston is literally a boy who just likes to play with toys

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zaynfactor:

are you shitting us Ben

zaynfactor:

are you shitting us Ben

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niazkillem:

bae: come over

me: i cant i’m shooting a badly directed video with my band

bae: my parents are not home

me: 

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Tags: omfg
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You & I video recap

*video starts*
niall appears in that floppy hairdo (thanks for nothing Lou), there’s a creaky door and he looks around confused. Was the door supposed to be that creaky? lipsyncs horribly while walking like he just got off a horse
*niall animorphs into bearded liam*
bearded liam walks like he’s unsure about his beard then looks at his hand like he’s unsure about that too
*bearded liam animorphs into harry*
harry did not wash his hair for this video. Harry looks like he’s dying, he runs a little like he’s trying to escape death but is much too cold to put any effort into it
*harry died and animoprhs into uncle jessy who animorphs into zayn*
Zayn is beautiful, zayn walks like a god, zayn is a god
*god animoprhs into a homeless man* oh, no, that’s just Louis who also didn’t wash his hair for this video. He also doesn’t look like he’s slept much. He realizes he’s looking a little under the weather so he doesn’t want you to look at him anymore so he gives you the hand
*louis animorphs into dead harry*
harry is now a ghost that will forever haunt this pier. We zoom in on ghost Harry’s face to see the sadness and pain in his eyes. He takes this moment to communicate with us that it isn’t the cold that killed him but this shitty ass music video. He is recruiting us to join together and avenge his death by killing ben winston.
*ben winston realizes what ghost harry is doing and pans away to show many one direction members. He hopes that by giving us clones of the boys we will forget that this video’s shittiness killed Harry*
the boys do some sad attempts at parkour. Niall is the only one actually enjoying himself, does a somersault and an irish jig. Everyone else looks like they’re in pain, probs grieving over Harry’s death. Zayn still looks good though. There’s a pink balloon and a purple ball that are maybe metaphors for something? Childhood? The pieces of themselves they’ve had to let go in order to become who they are today? That the One Direction boys aren’t boys anymore. This walk down the freezing, windy pier symbolizes the tough journey One Direction has taken from the little boys on the stairs to grown men superstars. That in some ways they have gone this journey alone, that parts of them have died on this journey, but in the end they have each other. One Direction, although made up of 5 individuals, is still one unit which is represented through 90’s anamorphing graphics and a gray sweater. But just like the sweater, their relationships with each other aren’t enough to keep them warm on this cold journey…
*video ends*
nah, jk, the video just sucks let’s kill him

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A thing? Tell me what thing? What happened?

A thing? Tell me what thing? What happened?

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Anonymous asked: are you and boy still together?

Mmhmm! It’s been a rough couple of weeks but it’s pay day today so we’re going on a date tonight :)

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2dcc:

when ur in an international superstar pop boyband but u have shitty management, stylists, and directors

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Tags: bahahaha
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zaynbending:

Breaking news: the entire time Ben Winston thought they were shooting an animorphs revival and he didn’t realize they weren’t after they were done and it was too late

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The extreme embarrassment I felt when Harry started running actually caused me physical pain

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monobeartheater:

modorrelin:

there are too many vines of cishet boys in wigs making fun of girls. we need more vines making fun of cishet boys. girls wearing snapbacks and basketball shorts like ”bro hold my AXE i’m gonna draw a penis on this board” ”yeah draw a penis haha *frightened look at camera* i’m not gay tho”

someone please make that vine

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peggingwithmalik:

fire ben winston

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agonyandagony:

HARRY STYLES’ INABILITY TO DISGUISE HIS SUFFERING BECAUSE IT’S TOO COLD AND SOMEONE TOOK ALL HIS EXPENSIVE COATS AWAY AND HE’S BUT A GRUMPY LITTLE BABY WHO JUST WANTS SOME COCOA AND FOR HIS P.A. TO GO BACK TO SWADDLING HIM WITH SEVEN BLANKETS WHILE MAKING SOOTHING NOISES IS ONE OF THE FEW NATURAL WONDERS LEFT IN THIS WORLD

(Source: harryniips, via invisibooty)